What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What sport do horses love to play?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What was the detective duck trying to do?