How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call a small mom?