What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's the holiest insect?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What animals make the best students?