What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How do you make a cow float?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?