What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What's the holiest insect?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?