What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why was the horse so happy?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What table can you never sit at?
What did the sick chicken say?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?