What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?