What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
A baaarbershop quartet.
What fairy loves to count?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What sport requires no movement at all?