What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What's E.T. short for?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you give a sick lemon?