What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
Why do dogs run in circles?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What school subject really rocks?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?