Which insect is the smartest?
The spelling bee.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?