What do you call a sad latte?
Depresso.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why was the broom late for school?