Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?