What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
An octa-gone.
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
How does a squid go into battle?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Which former US President was always cold?
What kind of bird can write?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?