Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?