What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What is the most adorable season?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Where do religious school children practice sports?