Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why was the math book sad?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?