What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
They got schooled.
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Where do cows go on vacation?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?