What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Where do horses reside?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?