What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?