What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-VEST!
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What birds always travel in twos?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do ocean animals do when it snows?