What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?