What sport is always getting in trouble?
Bad-minton.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What season begins with a thud?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?