Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
It killed the cat.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?