What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
What do you call a famous turtle?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?