How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Mouse warming party.
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What is a table you can eat?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.