What's a Christian's favorite sport?
La-cross.
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?