Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?