What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?