Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?