Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
In dayscare.
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?