Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Where does the president keep his razor?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a Zen egg?