Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why are frogs always happy?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?