Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Where do hamsters come from?
It's allergy season again?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?