Where do lions like to go on vacation?
The Catskills!
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?