Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?