Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Because they deal with fee-lines.
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What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
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What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
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Where do frogs keep their money?