What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?