Why are English teachers so smart?
Because they're always write!
What says: oom oom oom?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?