Why are English teachers so smart?
Because they're always write!
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?