What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Hay fever!
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?