Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever BUGS them.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do jokesters study in college?