What do jokesters study in college?
Psych! - ology.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?