Why can you never find the number nine?
Because seven eight nine.
When is Dad's bedtime?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do naked fish play with?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why is summer always sad?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?