Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?