What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How do horses navigate at night?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?