Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Where do books sleep?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?