Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?