Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Who granted the fish a wish?