What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?