Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn.
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?