Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What school subject really rocks?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?